No, not MelB, who knows whatever happened to her...
This article has to be the funniest thing I've read in a long long time. And I'm in the middle of Discworld, mind you.
On a serious note, though, who the hell would touch ANYTHING with their hands covered in raw meat??Or fish or egg or, well, actually pretty much any food at all. Without washing hands first?? That is just so absolutely revolting I can't even... I mean, if you do that, you deserve to get food poisoning at leat once a week. Prove me wrong, dare you!
Cheers,
Hedi